The Naked Banana

Written by: tom bell

A very odd co-worker,
One who drove us all nuts,
Was more than weird with food,
In fact, he was a putz

Every single day
He'd eat his 
tuperware'd roast beef
Never a chance in menu
All other foods succumbed
To a sadistic nasty food-thief?

But when he had his banana,
That really took the cake...
He'd peel it completely
Before the first bite he'd take...

So there he was,
With a naked banana in his hand,
Gooey stuff oozing between his fingers
It was a sight no one could stand...

This was a very odd fellow,
There is so much more to tell
A bizarre co-worker,
With ol' thomas bell