I Have

Written by: Xavier Ellerbe

I have a light bulb, it makes me great.
I can hit it with a hammer and count the breaks.
The only good thing it got me was the Queen of Sweden,
who was built like a cavalry captain--only with intellect and reason.
She opened a library that look-a-like-a-man,
which, in part, proved what a great asshole I am.
I'm the guy that said animals were like robots,
because, as a youth, I played with G.I. Joes and Go-bots.
And from these observations, I contribute to science:
what you think is a thought is a matter of optics.