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Problems In Paradise

A vacation on an island
Had me all shook up and cryin'
I was supposed to surf on top
Of waves but all I did was plop
On my front side really hard
Leaving it all red and scarred
Now I can't wear my bikini
Waves of terror were a meanie
My nice figure is now covered
As I lay on the beach hovered
By hot sun making me sweat
I can not even get wet
Because I look like an apple slice
Half of me red, the other white


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  1. Date: 7/24/2014 8:28:00 PM

    Robin, once again brilliant!
  1. Date: 7/24/2014 7:54:00 PM

    hahaha, this is fun one if for the vacation contest. I never did come up with anything for that contest, but I think this one would do GREAT!!!

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