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Wally Needs to Lighten Up a Little

We went on a Lampoon vacation
Drove damn near across our great nation
We found Wally World
The rides made me hurl
(Can’t repeat Wally’s exclamation)

Submitted for: Carolyn’s contest



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  1. Date: 7/29/2014 12:51:00 PM

    Hi Tim,, Sweet smiles to you, sweet smiles to all.. Congratulations, on making Carolyn's Vacation Humor contest list. LOVE LINDA
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 3:49:00 AM

    Hi Tim, I called this one.. Had winner written all over it, congrats!
  1. Date: 7/29/2014 2:14:00 AM

    Well this made me laugh which means it is a great Limerick, as I usually don't get the humor. Thanks for that Tim and Big Congratulations on your win!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 8:42:00 AM

    Great wit Tim! Congrats on huge win!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 6:31:00 AM

    "This is no longer a vacation... It's a quest! A quest for fun!" Well done! Congratulations!
  1. Date: 7/27/2014 12:58:00 AM

    Hilarious and witty one, congrats on the win, Tim
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 6:34:00 PM

    Another witty limerick!! I've been enjoying these entries! Congrats on a merited win, Tim. // paul
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 4:26:00 PM

    congratulations on a great win. Joyce
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 1:47:00 PM

    I Just knew this one should do well. BIG congrats, my friend.
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 1:39:00 PM

    Way to go with this great winning work..Congrats...Sara
  1. Date: 7/26/2014 11:48:00 AM

    Dear Tim, I can still recall your limerick on "Jaws" and now you found another great movie to make us laugh. Congratulations on your win! Best wishes, Carolyn
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 8:35:00 PM

    oh heck, why couldn't i have just done wally world?? You did it so well and looks like you breezed through it!! Awesome.
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 1:47:00 PM

    Oops - let me know when it's fixed. Send a regular email. You can just hit reply on the one I sent to you.
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 1:46:00 PM

    Tim, please check your regular mail. You have a typo in the title. I won't post the winners until you have a chance to fix it. Best wishes, Carolyn
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 8:55:00 AM

    Sorry folks parks An all time classic.... Cheers
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 8:32:00 AM

    Hahaha.. Funny and Clever Tim, ya got a winner here!
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 4:37:00 AM

    LOL. Good luck in the contest Tim. Hugs Jan xx