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Birthday Girl

Birthdays are a bitch
I don't want to get old that's true
Rows of wrinkles like a shar pei
Thinning hair looking sort of blue
Heart and Hearing not as they once were
Droopy boobs like udders on a cow
All your joints are wearing out
Your hips and knees are new ones now.

Going to the loo is a timely nuisance
In your bladder you no more trust. 
Remembering to note the toilet areas
Liners in your panties are a must 

Penned 27 August 2014
For Judy's Acrostic Contest



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  1. Date: 8/27/2014 5:32:00 AM

    Simply hilarious Seren. can I relate to it - sadly yes in some parts LOL:-) hugs Jan xxx
  1. Date: 8/27/2014 3:49:00 AM

    Haha....thanks for the early birthday gift....just wait til you get old like me....hugs Tim
  1. Date: 8/27/2014 2:20:00 AM

    Wow Seren, so your hearing isn't so good ;)