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Slim and None

I knew a man who had no fun.
He tried and tried but never won.
His life was in a rut.
His wife had a big butt.
This poor guys odds were slim and none.



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  1. Date: 10/23/2014 8:03:00 PM

    hahaha. loved the line about his wife.
  1. Date: 10/23/2014 5:57:00 PM

    A big end to this Limerick Robert, James :)
  1. Date: 10/23/2014 4:39:00 PM

    Some fellas like a larger posterior. Viva la differance!