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The every day goings on of Finn McGee and Me

What Stout Is About

Me, Finn and McGee
We went to the pub the see
This new fancy Stout
They've been talkin' about
I ordered, and we were served three

Now when I looked down
Me mouth made a frown
For a fly was afloat in me beer
So I tossed the drink out
And I gave out a shout
I'll be wanting a fresh one right here

Finn then looked in
And a fly seemed to swim
In his glass filled with stout so brown
So he pulled the bug out
Then tossed it about
And drank the stout all the way down

Now Wee Luck McGee
looked down just to see
That a fly was floating about
So he grabbed both his wings
And while shaking the thing
Said "Bastard, you best, spit it out"



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  1. Date: 4/19/2014 9:49:00 AM

    ha, nice one .. very funny , cheers Alex
  1. Date: 4/19/2014 9:13:00 AM

    HHAHAHAHA nice one buddy awesome
  1. Date: 4/18/2014 9:55:00 PM

    This is a song right? It should be.. Perfect limerick!