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Trouble Times Whiskey

Finn barged on in, 
As he ran to the bar
He laid down a fifty
Dropped a tip in the jar

He demanded scotch whiskey
And, ordered six doubles
The Bartender asked
"Finn what is the trouble"

After shooting the whiskey
He calm down to say
"I just learned, My friend
That my oldest Son's gay"

A week went by quickly 
He barged in again
Ordered six doubles
Dropped cash in the tin

The barkeep waited
Till He finished, to say
"Now what is the trouble"
"My youngest Son's gay"

"Does any one like women,
Who live in your house"
"Ay, One besides me, 
I tink it's me spouse"



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  1. Date: 7/24/2014 7:20:00 AM

    Baah haa haa!!!. Love it, my comedic friend!!... Gl in the contest.. Hugs.. Arlene
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 4:59:00 PM

    LOL good write Jerry, theres nothing like the smiles you create every morning with your poems...peter
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 2:25:00 PM

    haha, I thought maybe you were gonna say that the one son had hooked up with the other guy's son!!! great ending on yours though.
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 9:35:00 AM

    Tee hee...enjoyed this one! thanks for making me smile on this rainy sunday Curtis! best, Kaye
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 9:00:00 AM

    Finn has certainly got trouble. Looks like he's going to be spending a lot of time in the bar. Lots of fun, Jerry. Enjoyed it.... Robert.
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 6:42:00 AM it Jerry.
  1. Date: 7/20/2014 6:26:00 AM

    LOL Fabulous as ever Jerry. Hugs Jan xxx