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Obama Toads

I was channel surfing for no particular reason
when I came upon a channel I had never heard of before.
It is suppose to be a news channel but in reality
it is a comedy channel, the funniest I have ever seen.
All of the on-air commentators stand up in a line
and President Obama, with a big smile on his face,
simply says one word, and that one word is “Jump!”.
The commentators don’t even ask “How High?”.
They all immediately started jumping, I laughed so hard I cried.
The name of the channel should be renamed:
“The Obama Toads On Parade”.
I didn’t know the Prez was a comedian,
he makes the all time greats such as Bob Hope, Eddie Murphy
Buster Keaton, Bill Cosby and Jerry Lewis look like rank amateurs.



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  1. Date: 7/25/2014 9:22:00 PM

    hi, Jerry, I am proud of Obama for at least doing something for the health care for the poor and a few other things. But yeah, there really are not any politicians we can trust completely. this is a funny one the way it condemns the news channels too.
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 11:07:00 AM

    Hi Jerry, So true. Nice write. I still think Bob Hope was the best of the best but he is deceased so I guess Obama takes the cake....or is it fly?...Toads and frogs eat flies... right? Have a great day. Earl
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 11:02:00 AM

    hmm..maybe some toads should of jumped when cheney yelled war and 4000 americans died not to mention 100 thousand from Iraq..but then he wasn't of color and the toads didn't jump they just followed remember ..don't you " the only good indian is a dead indian" and yes the world is funny..even to those that never really pay attention to truth rather than perception...nice poem by the way
  1. Date: 7/25/2014 10:43:00 AM

    LOL Jerry you are priceless my friend. I've got 2 toads living in my greenhouse i shall name the big one one Barak and the other Obama.... oh boy do they leap when i pour water on my plants LOL Hugs Jan xx