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Four-Eyed Charmer

I wear a white buttoned shirt
And my friends call me four eyes
But I don't care, just slowly walk away
And give 'em my gang sign

Don't bother with my appearance
Cause I'm the king of the chess team
Most guys got brawns, when it comes to logic
I can win before you take a seat

And I'm a four-eyed charmer
But a real straight A lover
What girl wouldn't wanna fall all over me
Hold my bag on the boat when I'm sick at sea
I'll give this life a mighty heave
Confidence you wouldn't believe
Whet girl wouldn't wanna fall all over me
Give me oxygen when I forget to breathe

Some gits got British accents
To impress any American gal
I speak elvish and clenon
They got their mansion royale

Some guys eat snails a la mode
And only settle for the finest wine
I can foresee myself in Paris
Throwing tomatoes at the mimes

A true heart you'll discover
Under this four-eyed charmer
What girl wouldn't wanna fall all over me
Hold my bag on the boat when I'm sick at sea
And I'm taking a leap of faith
That could either destroy or save
What girl wouldn't wanna fall all over me
Give me oxygen when I forget to breathe

Now I finally got someone
A lovely gal to cheer me on
When I play videogames
All night to the crack of dawn

Now I finally got someone
Who loves to rub when
I get a burning lobster tan
On my mayonnaise skin

Now I finally got someone
Who thinks my wandering eye
Is actually kinds cute
At least now I'm not so shy

I am the geek with four eyes
A noble prince in disguise
With a girl who courageously fell for me
As the titanic sinks I'll be your Lenny
And I bet it all on a whim
Now I'm the one with everything
With a girl who courageously fell for me
Her smile augmented when I stood on one knee



NOTE: So I feel ridiculously silly now, but I already posted this one a long time ago... must have slipped my mind... oh well :/

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  1. Date: 10/24/2014 8:09:00 AM

    Ha ha, you rocked this one Tim! I love this tale.
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 4:17:00 PM

    hmmm, I thought I'd seen all your stuff and I just don't remember this one, Tim. It's a very entertaining one!! So tell me, is it based in any truth?
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 4:17:00 PM

    love the mayonnaise skin line!
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 10:27:00 AM

    really most delight pen timothy very beautifully drawn piece dear friend
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 8:50:00 AM

    This one started my day off with a laugh. Love it! You are so creative. Many thx again for your gracious comments for some of my recent posts. Keep on wielding that very talented quill of yours for our delight and may your well of verse never run dry - bob
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 4:10:00 AM

    Lovely and Cute poem : )!!
  1. Date: 10/21/2014 2:51:00 AM

    Amusing tale of struggle and survival... ;-))

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