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I'M SO GLAD MY COMPUTER HAS A 'SMELL CHEQUER'

My computer has a ‘smell chequer’ Alas it doesn't seem to work For when I make an error I just look a complete jerk I know that I can smell I can do that pretty well But when I make an error It often is a terror I’m wary typing duck, I know that F is next to D Because if I do a swear it could be a tragedy If I’m typing the word shots I need to take great care Because I is next to O and of this I am aware So make sure you use your ‘smell chequer’ I am sure you will agree Your poems will be ‘prefect’ You will get it ‘write’ like me Jan Allison 25th October 2014

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  1. Date: 10/25/2014 7:22:00 PM

    That's my Sister Jan!!! What a clever, humorous write! This kind of is right up my alley... YABADABADOO!!!! Huggsies, Brother Jack XXX
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 6:41:00 PM

    van Gogh is one of my favorite painters. Before I retired I wrote about art and created exhibition brochures for artists. Some years ago I visited the room he died in. Thanks for your sharp eye in pointing out the error in testosterone. My computer's smell capacity isn't what it used to be. / Maurice
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 5:33:00 PM

    What a clever lady you are! This is a prize winner. Our computers must be made by the same company, for mine makes the same mistakes. / Maurice
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 4:10:00 PM

    Funny stuff Jan! ;) I love your funny side too my dear friend. Computers can be such a pain in the neck....lol.... Hate and love mine...hahaha.... Lol. ....hope you're doing much better now at least in many things, like your cold, for example. Take care. Love and hugs! xxxx D
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 3:37:00 PM

    This was just so cute. You deserve a better swell chequer. Loved it!!! Hugs MamaBear
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 3:31:00 PM

    bahahaha...Yes the q is next to w ....if that qhat's you mean....hehe...I love it Jan
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 2:52:00 PM

    spell checkers suck, Jan!! As you are well aware, I am sure. This is really cute, Jan. You put out a lot of poems the other day!!
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 2:32:00 PM

    cute poem, Jan. Enjoyed. hugs, catie :)
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 1:43:00 PM

    Witty and pretty/ The smell-chequer is the best in the city! Very humorous, I adore it! Sorry to tease you, dear Jan! Beautiful writing! Hugs xx
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 1:24:00 PM

    Very clever and funny Jan.
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 12:53:00 PM

    This is awesome, clever, and prefect. :) My type of humor.
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 12:31:00 PM

    Funny Jan!

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