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My computer has a ‘smell chequer’ Alas it doesn't seem to work For when I make an error I just look a complete jerk I know that I can smell I can do that pretty well But when I make an error It often is a terror I’m wary typing duck, I know that F is next to D Because if I do a swear it could be a tragedy If I’m typing the word shots I need to take great care Because I is next to O and of this I am aware So make sure you use your ‘smell chequer’ I am sure you will agree Your poems will be ‘prefect’ You will get it ‘write’ like me Jan Allison 25th October 2014



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  1. Date: 10/25/2014 7:22:00 PM

    That's my Sister Jan!!! What a clever, humorous write! This kind of is right up my alley... YABADABADOO!!!! Huggsies, Brother Jack XXX
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 6:41:00 PM

    van Gogh is one of my favorite painters. Before I retired I wrote about art and created exhibition brochures for artists. Some years ago I visited the room he died in. Thanks for your sharp eye in pointing out the error in testosterone. My computer's smell capacity isn't what it used to be. / Maurice
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 5:33:00 PM

    What a clever lady you are! This is a prize winner. Our computers must be made by the same company, for mine makes the same mistakes. / Maurice
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 4:10:00 PM

    Funny stuff Jan! ;) I love your funny side too my dear friend. Computers can be such a pain in the Hate and love mine...hahaha.... Lol. ....hope you're doing much better now at least in many things, like your cold, for example. Take care. Love and hugs! xxxx D
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 3:37:00 PM

    This was just so cute. You deserve a better swell chequer. Loved it!!! Hugs MamaBear
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 3:31:00 PM

    bahahaha...Yes the q is next to w ....if that qhat's you mean....hehe...I love it Jan
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 2:52:00 PM

    spell checkers suck, Jan!! As you are well aware, I am sure. This is really cute, Jan. You put out a lot of poems the other day!!
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 2:32:00 PM

    cute poem, Jan. Enjoyed. hugs, catie :)
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 1:43:00 PM

    Witty and pretty/ The smell-chequer is the best in the city! Very humorous, I adore it! Sorry to tease you, dear Jan! Beautiful writing! Hugs xx
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 1:24:00 PM

    Very clever and funny Jan.
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 12:53:00 PM

    This is awesome, clever, and prefect. :) My type of humor.
  1. Date: 10/25/2014 12:31:00 PM

    Funny Jan!