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Which Was Outstanding

Which Was Outstanding

She wore a bikini and her body he could observe
Which was cute with a very vivacious curve
Wore right-sized bra so boobs would suspend
Matching her elegant body along with rear end.

With both of his eyes, he did toil and tarry
Then said one day we both should marry
(Never heard of anyone married to themselves before.)
After being taunted by her smile and terrific teeth
Wondering what lies ahead and underneath.

In bed, big books kept getting in the way
So what was he really supposed to say
After his performance which was oh so fine
He wanted little old me to be his valentine.

Together, have been married for many long years
Along with great goals and hopes and fears
And even though now old she kept on demanding
My fine performance which is still outstanding.

PS. With you, this I wanted to discuss,
This was only intended to be humorous;
So my friend, why all of the fuss?

James Thomas Horn 
Retired Veteran
DOB: 26 June 1941
Poem written today on 19 Sep 2014



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  1. Date: 9/19/2014 8:20:00 AM

    LOl amusing write James:-) Hugs Jan xx