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ONWARD CHRISTIAN COUNCILLORS

ONWARD CHRISTIAN COUNCILLORS
(To the tune of Onward Christian soldiers)


Onward Christian 
councillors meeting 
as the do,
They are round a
table for the privileged
few.
Talking serious matters,
as they do insist, 
Drinking cups of coffee,
and dunking their
biscuits.

(Chorus)
Onward Christian 
councillors, sitting oh
so grand,
They are talking 
business, and getting
cash in hand.

Fighting all the do-
gooders, like the
opposition,
Listen very carefully,
voice your own 
opinion,
Talking to each other,
as the day wears on,
Lighting up their pipes
and more, now they'll
have some fun!

(Chorus)
Onward Christian 
councillors, praying
as they do,
All they want are
answers - that is very
true.

Fighting against the
power - of people at
the top,
All they get are glares,
and to hold a strop!
Fighting now for justice,
for the guilty crew,
They will now all be
sacked - and get a 
pension too!  

(Chorus)
Onward Christian
councillors, they
have won the war,
Now they have some
fun - as they all go 
far.

Now they've won their
battle - for the right
to vote,
The PC crew queue up - 
just to have a gloat.
Out the door they all 
do go - looking back to 
dwell,
Now they all are sulking
now - inside a prison
cell.   

(Chorus)
Onward honest councillors,
they are now in power.
First they need a coffee - 
and an ice cold shower!

Onward then the heroes,
who have saved the day,
All are now in power - as
they shout hooray!
No more bad behaviour, 
that is banned for good,
Scoffing on their biscuits
now - where's the 
Christmas pud!

(Chorus)
Happy Christmas to all
of you - now let's sing
a song,
Oh the PC zealots are
banging on their gong!

Onward Blackpool Council,
they are now the best,
They have proved with
honours - they all passed 
the test.
Now the future looks so
bright - as the lights do
show - 
Forward now we all do
march - Blackpool you
do glow.

(Chorus)
Onward Blackpool's 
lights show - you can
shine so bright.
Now you are a treat to
see - and a sheer 
delight.

BY
DARRYL ASHTON


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