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Matryoshkan Multiverse

The tanorexic screenager 
twerks her deluscious tatas
at the infomercial vidcam,
her übertastically
smilky complexion
a breastimonial to
the product's beautility.

The automagical zit cream!

Foretasting freebies, 
the fatuous fraudience 
bounds on the brandwagon
distending the studio 
with clapter on cue.


The hasbian feminazi 
spews snarkily at 
the vomitrocious vidi.


Hoisting a fugly butt cheek,
to flunctulate her shoutburst,
she strains monumentously.

Hissappointed, it's a dud...

In a higher universe, 
twenty-six Abecedarians observe
her badhavior.

"No order, these humans", they unicite.

In a yet higher universe,
three point one four Pians
observe the Abecedarians.

"Transcendental, they'll never be", it chortles piously.

in the multiverse
galaxies are molecules --
in a microscope

August 23, 2014
For Debbie Guzzi's Portmanteau contest

tanorexic - tan + anorexic
screenager - screen + teenager
twerk - twist + jerk
deluscious - delicious + luscious (mine)
infomercial - information + commercial
vidcam - video + camera
übertastical - über + fantastic
smilky - smooth + milky (mine)
breastimonial - breast + testimonial (mine)
beautility - beauty + utility (mine)
automagical - automatic + magical
fraudience - fraud + audience
brandwagon - brand + bandwagon
clapter - clap + laughter
tardass - retarded ass
hasbian - has-been lesbian
feminazi - feminist + nazi
snark - snide remark
vomitrocious - vomit + atrocious
fugly - fat + ugly
flunctulate - flatulate + punctuate (mine)
shoutburst - shout + outburst (mine)
monumentous - monument + momentous
hissappoint - hiss + disappoint (mine)
badhavior - bad + behavior (mine)
unicite - unison + recite (mine)
chortle - chuckle + snort
multiverse - multiple + universe



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  1. Date: 8/29/2014 3:13:00 PM

    Way to go ..I am sure Deb will love this one..Reads like a winner..Thanks for the visit ..Sara
  1. Date: 8/23/2014 10:15:00 PM

    I am impressed! Even though on first glance it seemed another language, I thought it was quite easy to understand, even your own portmanteus' were spot on. I foresee a top win with this on my friend. :) well done!
  1. Date: 8/23/2014 8:22:00 PM

    splendid! it flows like honey*