I may not have felt it, but I thought I LOOKED young
Till my children pointed out just how and where I was wrong
A few wrinkles here and some sagging there
One side drooped more and a drain full of hair
While they took their time and showed me, little did they know
That had it not been for them, I'd still look 20 years old
So once they finished adding stress lines and a few more grays...
I stopped crying and called Mary Kay!!
...just wanted my party invite to be unique