W aiting in the dentist's chair
A piece of grit got stuck somewhere
I t seemed right in my Dentist's way
T oothpick quick, he heard me say.
I ' m just about to use the drill
N o time now to pick, must fill
G ot to wait now ten more mins.
I 'll have you suffer for your sins.
N eed to swallow speedily
T hese fumes could choke me easily
H ope that shot will numb me more
E ndless pain now, please, don't bore
D o I detect your hand now shaking
E asy Frank, be more painstaking.
N ever before I have to state, has
T his patient seemed so irate
I 'll calm her down if she'll comply
S ome valium cream, I will apply.
T his tooth I feel he can't drill through
S hi..... I feel I'm turning blue
C all my house, I must go home
H ear me out, I've begun to foam.
A re Dentist's a complacent lot
I wonder have we lost the plot
R egardless of, how much we try
S ometimes I think Oh' why was I .