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The Well Traveled Linguist

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The Well Traveled Linguist

A ventriloquist there was named Monique
Who could make all of her body parts speak
   Her right hand did British
   Her left handled Yiddish
Down below she preferred French and took Greek

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  1. Date: 5/16/2014 8:20:00 AM
    Hi Roy: A very clever and witty poem.I also thought your haikus were exceptionally well worded and great . Great Writes!

  1. Date: 5/10/2014 8:44:00 PM
    And I believe Her Posse did Aussie

  1. Date: 5/10/2014 5:29:00 AM
    funny witty and naughty write.. :D llooools.. GBU... :)

  1. Date: 5/8/2014 9:53:00 PM
    OH MY, naughty naughty. I love seeing these recent examples for us.

  1. Date: 5/7/2014 3:22:00 PM
    Ha Ha, this is hilarious, I guess I would have a chance being I am french. A most entertaining ditty.