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Saint Patty Day Lament

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Saint Patty Day Lament

O'Malley was on Jerry Springer's
Describin' a pain that still lingers
While leavin' the bar
He didn't get far
Till somebody stepped on 'is fingers


March 9, 2014

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  1. Date: 3/28/2014 7:49:00 PM
    lol, poor O'Malley. I do like Limericks, this one is nicely written, Craig!

  1. Date: 3/15/2014 2:25:00 PM
    Humorous limerick Craig.. Congrats friend!

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 6:17:00 PM
    Great work Craig.

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 5:47:00 PM
    ouch, hahaha.. congrats, craig!.. huggs

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 3:59:00 PM
    Hey! O'Malley's in mine, too! Well done! Congratulations!

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 12:37:00 PM
    fun one Craig, Congratulations, enjoying the win. *SKAT

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 10:56:00 AM
    Congrat's Craig. O' the character's that Springer's get's on his show. :) Peace. :)

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 5:11:00 AM
    Congratulations on the fine win in Limerick contest. Lovely humor, craig

  1. Date: 3/14/2014 2:01:00 AM
    this was silly funny and I really liked it, Craig. You got that limerick beat!!! Congrats.

  1. Date: 3/12/2014 11:11:00 PM
    Very funny...but I bet it hurt pulling all those apostrophes in...doesn't sound like you...but once again you show perfectly how to write in a different voice...so much talent...good luck. cheers H

  1. Date: 3/10/2014 5:34:00 PM
    The Governor O'Malley? : D Very funny, Craig!

  1. Date: 3/10/2014 1:15:00 PM
    Love limericks-- this one is appropriate and well expressed for the moment in March. I have been tempted to post my limericks, but they are mostly written about people I know in my writers group, so don't want to offend anyone ;)

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 9:02:00 PM
    Thanks for the smile, Craig. Poor Omalley! LOL hugs, catie :)

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 6:33:00 PM
    Cute one..Enjoyed the read..I am glad that I chose this one to read today..Thanks for stopping by with congrats on my contest entry..I appreciate the honor of placing in the contest..Sara

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 3:08:00 PM
    How low can you go?!..good one. BG

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:59:00 PM
    Good one Craig...I am loving all the limericks.

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:40:00 PM
    It's still early.. But you set the bar Craig!

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 1:05:00 PM
    nice one! i like it...

  1. Date: 3/9/2014 12:57:00 PM
    Good one Craig! Love it...luv,Deb