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Memoir: Crashing Women's Studies- Feminists, BEWARE lol

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Memoir: Crashing Women's Studies- Feminists, BEWARE lol

Don't ask me how it happened; I have no clear recollection. I have always had this brazen habit of coming right out and directly asking for whatever I want; I always figured "no!" was the only worst possible outcome, aside from a good cussing, perhaps. Either or both I can handle.

My best friend, who had invited me to this event, wasn't even a speaker; she was just present for class credit and I had nothing better to do so I happily joined her. Her professor was the director, or MC, of the night's festivities and proceedings and Jill introduced us soon after we entered the banquet hall and before the speaking commenced.

I also have this horrid habit of mentioning that I am an artist to anyone of any importance or significance whatsoever, hoping to sound gallant and impressive. I can only surmise that Jill's teacher asked me what kind of artist I was, and I must have boldly stated, with an air of haughty confidence no doubt, that I was a de facto grand poet of the ages. I was only 19 at the time and thought I was Poe! My style was sloppy and unrefined, but I didn't know it yet.

Given that this was a "Women's Studies" organization and all guest speakers that night were, obviously, going to be female, I don't know how I convinced, finagled, schemed, bulled, or mechanized my way into making myself an impromptu speaker as well that evening. It was an "anything goes" type platform, from women reading poetry to short stories, to essays or presenting artwork. I was, I kid you not, the first male to EVER be a speaker at this "Women's Studies" gathering.

Having committed many of my poems to memory, I just quickly jotted down four or five particular favorites, and when it was my time to speak, impertinently stepped right up to the platform, adjusted the microphone, and recited my horrible poetry to a group of...I'm not sure if "feminists" is quite the word for which I am searching. Let's just say that if Gloria Steinem or Gertrude Stein had been in the audience, I might have been yanked off the podium. So there I was, babbling about, having basically crashed this Feminist rally. That I wasn't mauled or had my eyes scratched out can only be attributed to luck, progressive-thinking, guardian Angels or plain ol' polite courtesy. In retrospect, I blanch at the thought of my shameless, unabashed audacity.

I would love to know whether any more males ever took part in anymore of their events, but I guess I'll never know and can only hope that little bit of history I made that night remains intact. True story.

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  1. Date: 1/26/2014 3:53:00 PM

    I salute you for doing what you did..Seems like a revolutianary act against femminism.I hope other men followed your path...Enjoyed reading this true story Chan : )

    That Archaic Poet Avatar Just That Archaic Poet Date: 1/31/2014 8:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Well, lol, it was less about intentionally trying to crash the event and more about me wanting the spotlight regardless of the situation. Glad you enjoyed, Charm :)
  1. Date: 1/26/2014 11:24:00 AM

    Which poem did you read?? Do you still remember the content? I found this entry entertaining yet I am wanting more. How did this experience alter them? How did it impact you?

    That Archaic Poet Avatar Just That Archaic Poet Date: 1/26/2014 12:28:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    And so does misfortune LOL! Trust me, I know! xD
    Lamoureux Avatar Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/26/2014 12:14:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    "Fortune favors the brave"
    That Archaic Poet Avatar Just That Archaic Poet Date: 1/26/2014 12:02:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    The only poem I distinctly remember reciting was "My Path of Glass" (which I have posted here with some revision, of course.) I have no way of knowing how it altered them, hence my pondering at the end. Insofar as how it impacted me? Well, I was giving myself some congratulations throughout the piece. I felt accomplished, I suppose :)