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Below is the poem entitled Statisticianese which was written by poet
Diniz Cruzeiro. Please feel free to comment on this poem. However, please remember, PoetrySoup is a place of encouragement and growth.
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I'll make an average kisses,
Calculate the variances of your attention,
Put you as my mode charts
Do correlation between their libido and my love.
Calculate the distance between the points of infinite pleasure.
Generate moments and find elements of estimation are not tendentious in my love.
I will not treat you as an extreme point,
but as a measure of central tendency.
I will relativize my love for you!
Te call point, line, monitoring or metric.
Predicting the good times,
Check trends where our love should go...
And when you equalize the index upward
will be dependent on their whims and independent in my love for you.
'll Generate hypotheses that will be made to make you happy.
Generate a uniform distribution of true feeling for life.
Will be normal as most.
My probability will be sure of corresponded love.
And the whole sample of my desire is the manifestation of all my body for you.