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Off Colour Stuff

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Off Colour Stuff



It's been quite a while Since writing a poem An hour has quickly gone by Must challenge my dome Come up with a verse To tickle your fancy Wherever that is Perhaps in your panties Now that's pretty crude An excuse for humour Please do forgive me Should've caught it sooner Not up with the latest Off colour stuff It sure ain't my style Enough is enough There's no longer themes That are now off limits I long for old stand-up Not much smut in it Use cute little words though Like pee and poop Innocent wee words Adding laughs to the Soup My reason for donning The cap that I wear I wear it quite proudly It's a symbol I share With all you good people Bringing joy to my life It's the least I can do Sure hope it'll suffice <3 <3 <3 © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/19/2014 4:06:00 PM

    I like this piece - it's fairly easy to relate to the poems content.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/19/2014 4:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    A great big thank you my friend! Cheers, Jack
  1. Date: 1/4/2014 8:25:00 AM

    You are so funny, I just love reading your poetry, I can always get a hearty laugh out of something you say. keep them coming.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/4/2014 9:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you dear sweet Gwen... for some unknown reason, you are fast becoming a very good friend of mine! LOL xoxox
  1. Date: 1/2/2014 1:54:00 AM

    Haha, nice oneJack! Really hope your year is full of happiness. Always, Laura

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 1/2/2014 9:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    And I'm sending sweet love right on back to you my dear sweet Laura! Big warm loving hugs xoxox
  1. Date: 12/31/2013 3:26:00 AM

    Ahhh Jackals, you make me laugh so hard my smile bursts ! XOXOX

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/31/2013 8:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Mission accomplished my sweet adorable friend! Tons of my love heading west!!! xox
  1. Date: 12/30/2013 10:23:00 AM

    If you keep on writing the good ones Jack, There will be none left for the rest of us to write. A very good poem....Roger

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/30/2013 4:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Loved your comment... LOL Maybe a bit of an imagination... have a great day, my friend!
  1. Date: 12/30/2013 8:34:00 AM

    Oh now this is too danged adorable and cute Jack! Made me smile so much. Love your sense of humor darln'..;)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/30/2013 8:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you so much my dearest Mary Jo... you are the sweetest! xox
  1. Date: 12/30/2013 8:13:00 AM

    Enjoyed the humor in the write, Jack

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/30/2013 8:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you my good doctor... all the best in 2014!
  1. Date: 12/30/2013 8:04:00 AM

    Oh! OH! You wear a cap! Dragon has decided to wear one, too. When he finds the perfect one... I'll stuff it full of some sort of cushioner... So when he hits the trees- He won't get such a head ache! I tried giving him a safety helmet But if he couldn't bedazzle it... he won't wear it... This requires some thought... on what hats would work... I'm thinking a knitted bedazzled pink hat over a helmet... Cute, huh? The trees will suffer a bit more, tho. Poor trees! See what you started! LOL

  1. Date: 12/30/2013 7:33:00 AM

    lol, this is quite the humorous write here my friend, though it does have a serious side to it, this write is surely glorious Jack! I really enjoyed reading this awesome and incredible piece this morning! What a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 12/30/2013 7:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    As always, you make me feel like a REAL poet! LOL Cheers!