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Thank You Censors

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Thank You Censors



Must thank the censors here on the Soup Been pushing the envelope lately Writing some naughties about bums and farts Allowing me to bend the rules slightly Letting you know I appreciate your leniently Like turning a blind eye so to speak But I have an affinity for off colour stuff Can leave me trembling and weak Must take a break in the middle of my writing To douse my head in cold water Temperature can reach one hundred and twenty That's when I'm glad for my walker So I'm gonna try hard not to be naughty For me that's really quite difficult No more bad words like pee, poop and farts In the future with you I'll consult <3 <3 <3 © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 1/2/2014 6:38:00 PM
    Hey ..there sure is a lot of PPPPPPP going on here! So awesome! Too fun....you're grrreeeaaattt...oh wait...that's tony the tiger,,,,,your adorable..:-) :-) :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 1/3/2014 10:02:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOWSERS! What a sweetie you are Donna dear Donna! Thank you sweet friend xoxox
  1. Date: 12/31/2013 3:13:00 AM
    Without your special touches of naughty and nice, Your words of wisdom dipped in laughter... How could I get through my recurring sleepless nights? Your jests of pee are the double dose of "P" in my haPPy! Thank you for being exactly who you are my cherished friend. You are loved! <3 <3

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/31/2013 8:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Awwww! My life has been soooo enriched since meeting you my dearest sweet friend! And a double dose of haPPy to you toot! xox
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 3:24:00 PM
    hahaha, Loved it!!! you little stinker you.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/30/2013 6:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL Thanks for the "stinker" reference... I try! Hope 2014 is filled with happiness and good times! Love, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 10:08:00 AM
    Jacky me boy! Been drinkin' strong joe this holiday! -30 today! Keep the smiles comin! Matey! Jimbo

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/30/2013 6:49:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad to hear from you again, my friend! -30!!! Where do you live??? Have an amazing 2014 Jimbo!!!
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 9:22:00 AM
    Sounds great! But where's the fun in that...LOL... We know you'll always find a way for potty humor... Dragon wants to know if he breathes fire... does he need a walker? No! Dragon! You need a flyer! To help fly straight... LOL... Now Dragon! Remember the Christmas Spirit... Honestly! All goodness one day, and trying to singe my tootsies the next... Had on my bedazzled fireproof booties he gave me for christmas... They worked... Tho they do look a bit singed... Switched to my tennis shoes. Gotta run!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/30/2013 6:51:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The Potty King wishes you and your brood a very Happy 2014! Love and kisses, Jack xox
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 7:28:00 AM
    I have self imposed authority Jack, a great way to go about getting authority is through the self...lol...unfortunately this doesn't usually work with others in life, just yourself only! So I wouldn't try to go about using the self imposed authority with others, they may not like it! That being said, I better not use my self imposed authority for you, might not work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/29/2013 8:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Nope!
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 6:59:00 AM
    Ok, you can consult me, and I give you permission to use those words as however you see fit my friend! Those are definite fun words, and they bring definite humor to your poetry! I really loved reading your masterful poem here this morning! What a glorious piece, such a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/29/2013 7:14:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    That is oh so kind of you mind friend! Just a question... do you have the authority to grant me that? LOL
  1. Date: 12/29/2013 6:51:00 AM
    My daughter just gave me a bottle of perfume over the holidays it is called "Sweet Pea" hmm, You bring my smiles home where the heart and soul is, sending you sweet kisses dipped in honey and marmalade, please do not over dose Jack, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/29/2013 7:13:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOW! What a sweet greeting to wake up to, my adorable darling neighbour!!! Actually I often overdose... INTENTIONALLY! LOL Woo Hoo! Actually caught a whiff of that Sweet Pee stuff yesterday... immediately, my thoughts turned to the naughties AGAIN! Hope you have a fabulous 2014, dear friend! Loads of love, Jack xox