I have heard some say that Santa Claus
Has a cute cat who gnaws his paws
His deer have hooves instead of feet
You'll never see sitting on a toilet seat.
Santa even has a bunch of bright elves
Who help put your toys on tall shelves
And on which one it does not matter
They may have to use a long ladder.
When they finally fill Santa's sleigh
It is into sky up, up and away
You will know when he is on your roof
By scratching sound of each deer's hoof.
When Santa arrives he's greeted by God
Who will give Santa a gentle, nice nod
All of the children so nice have been
Their house many presents may put in.