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YUH BRIGHT AN FACETY!!!

Yuh come inna mi office
come tek out mi tings 
yuh bright!!!!!!!!!!!
Mi nuh undastan yuh!!!!!!!!!!

Mi sey to miself...
"Lawd, mi a go forgive him....see di good side"
but nooooooooooo......
yuh come, nuff up yuhself and TIEF!!!!

Bwoy o bwoy....
ghost know who fi frighten...
clearly me a no one.

Come nuh...step in yah again!!
Me an yuh a go 'ave it out!
Tink seh mi likkle bit an caan mash ants...
wait likkle more...
King Kong piss up himself when me get bringle!!

An den yuh 'ave de audacity fi come laugh inna mi face!
Yuh no know who yuh a deal wid!!??
lata fi yuh...mi have betta tings fi do!
hhmmmmph!


NB: For those who may not understand the language the poem, it is written in 
Jamaican Patois. 

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  1. Date: 11/21/2010 7:11:00 AM

    Gwaan gal!! teck im dung yes! Hahahaaaa This is so funny. Jamaican Slam, there should be a category like that. Respect my girl! Joy (Jew)

  1. Date: 6/29/2010 11:58:00 PM

    A lang time mi nuh hear nutten like dis. yuh mek mi laugh.