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A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

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A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

I met the woman of my dreams -
The girl I’d love to date -
But feeling shy, I looked away
(I thought she’d like my mate).

She waved a sprig of mistletoe,
I blushed and stood beneath,
My pulse was racing till I saw
She’d just removed her teeth.

4th December for Rhonda’s A Kiss under the Mistletoe contest

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  1. Date: 12/20/2013 4:28:00 PM
    Weirdly funny... Terry

  1. Date: 12/14/2013 7:14:00 PM
    Boy, that really hits you in the gut. Good funny poem.

  1. Date: 12/11/2013 10:21:00 PM
    LOL!! This is hilarious, Jack! You do "humor" so well! I've enjoyed reading this...just picturing this makes me chuckle. x Always, Annalise

  1. Date: 12/11/2013 9:32:00 AM
    very very funny and well written. Hats off.

  1. Date: 12/10/2013 6:44:00 PM
    I laughed & laughed!! chuck

  1. Date: 12/6/2013 4:07:00 PM
    sorry i just cant see this winning.

  1. Date: 12/6/2013 12:22:00 PM
    Cute poem - hope you win the contest. Keep it up! Peace & Blessings Matthew Anish

  1. Date: 12/6/2013 7:00:00 AM
    john!.. i was gettimng gooey till you turned goofy!.. lol, impressed!.. woonderfully comic.. huggs

  1. Date: 12/5/2013 3:57:00 AM
    Ha ha what an amusin limerick john! False teeth lady gaga.?

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 11:22:00 PM
    That was one funny write Jack, put a smile on my face....peter

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 9:32:00 PM
    Very humorous write, Jack

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 4:40:00 PM
    OMG teeth are a much LOL good one! Thanks so much for stopping by, reading and commenting on my verse. Light & Love

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 4:24:00 PM
    Ha....Ha... Ha...LOL>>Whoa!!! Mistletoe kisses might not be the greatest huh....Thanks for all the visits..Sara

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 4:06:00 PM
    hahahaha. LOVE IT.

  1. Date: 12/4/2013 2:26:00 PM
    - A toothless kiss ....................... - Luck in contest ! - // Anne-Lise :))