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The Prude

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The Prude



There once was an old dude, quite a prude Never drank never smoked up, never crude Till one fine day A girlie did play With his hoo ha, sure changed the old dude's mood! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 12/2/2013 7:00:00 PM
    Hey I always thought the way to a mans heart was by way of his stomach...now I know to look for that hoo ha!. Very cute..

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 12/2/2013 7:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    My hoo ha is lower down! LOL Love ya dearest Donna! Smooooooooch! XOXOXOXOXOX
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 11:09:00 PM
    Hmmm, his hoo ha huh? I'm sure he was in heaven! I really loved reading this immensely wondrous write my friend! You have surprised me yet again with the funny poem! enjoyed this illustrious piece this evening! What an outstanding poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/29/2013 7:48:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The old guy's being naughty again! LOL
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 7:32:00 PM
    this one hit the nail right on the hoo ha, (not sure if that makes sense)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2013 7:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Makes sense to me... pretty sure others understood too! LOL
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 6:05:00 PM
    Oh... No! No! No!... I am not going to read this one to Dragon... and am NOT going to make a comment!... UH... Guess I already did... You sneaky varmint... Got me pegged... I'm too nosy not to read them... And too stuck on ending every thing with a comment... You got me there... I'm beginning to act like Dragon... Ummm... That DOES worry me... a little...LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2013 7:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    BTW What is a "hoo ha"??? Do you know? Heard it once so I used it... just curious! Love and hugs, Jack xox
  1. Date: 11/28/2013 3:38:00 PM
    Wot a hoo ha may be? Me don't no dese tings. Hey, you rascal, you. Hahaha. Thanks for the laugh, Santa. Just what the doctor ordered. Huggies and kissies. Licia :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/28/2013 4:29:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You is jazzin' me dear Licia!!! You know... what men have down there... some are big, some are small... mine just happens to be very large! Talkin' about shoe sizes... right? Love and big warm huggles, Santa xox