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The Twelve Spammers' Christmas

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The Twelve Spammers' Christmas

On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . a cut-rate Canadian Pharmacy
On the second day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . two insurance quotes
On the third day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . three free credit scores
On the fourth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . four grow your *****
On the fifth day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . five thousand dollars guaranteed!
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . six extended warranties
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . seven stock alerts
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . eight work from homes
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . nine Nigerian emails
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . ten get out of debts
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . eleven singles meet ups
On the first day of Christmas, net spammers sent to me . . . 
    . . . twelve hot Asian brides

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  1. Date: 3/11/2014 8:37:00 PM

    Ooooh la la la. Quite the Xmas list we have here. Great fun in this old one from the Yuletide.

  1. Date: 3/1/2014 7:23:00 PM

    lol, Gary, I guess I'm not the only one, this is funny!

    Watkins Avatar Gary Watkins Date: 3/1/2014 11:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm glad you enjoyed it. Sadly, I think we can all identify with it.
  1. Date: 12/17/2013 1:02:00 PM

    Oh yeah, in case it wasn't clear, this is meant to be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

  1. Date: 12/17/2013 7:10:00 AM

    Well written Gary! Funny & sad! Merry Christmas, chuck

    Watkins Avatar Gary Watkins Date: 12/17/2013 1:01:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you, Chuck. I can't believe that this poem has gotten more hits than any of my others. It was written more as a joke after I cleaned out my spam filter. Still, I'm glad that it's making people smile, but yeah, it is kind of sad that we all have to endure this stuff.
  1. Date: 12/9/2013 3:54:00 PM

    I love this Gary. Thanks for the smiles...LINDA

    Watkins Avatar Gary Watkins Date: 12/10/2013 9:10:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I'm always happy to make you smile. :) Gary