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The Real Bottom Line

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The Real Bottom Line

Really can't believe my good fortune This tale I'll do my best to shorten The real bottom line Was her yummy behind It definitely relieved my damn boredom © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 11/25/2013 4:44:00 AM
    Ha ha, you are a joker aren't you my friend? Just kidding, you are a very funny man though Jack! That would relieve your boredom though now wouldn't it? This is a wonderful write! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! What a grand piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/26/2013 4:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    I is, I is! A joker through and through! LOL
  1. Date: 11/24/2013 2:53:00 PM
    excellent funny!! I bet you have seen those weird shorts some girls wear that say on the bottom of them "juicy"

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/24/2013 3:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    OH YEAH!!! Naughty but nice! LOL Hugs xoxox
  1. Date: 11/24/2013 12:17:00 PM
    Her yummy behind? LOL. Love it! xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/24/2013 12:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Getting to have some fun with these Limericks... gets my "naughties" out! Bunches of warm cuddles xoxoxox
  1. Date: 11/24/2013 10:09:00 AM
    Ah! My online comments perked you up! Thank God you got back online. I had to hold onto Dragon. He wanted to fly up to see you... He was so worried! Didn't think I could hold him down much longer... Had to roll him over on his tummy- And rub it- and tickle him- and scratch him behind the ears... Hard to fly with little wings bouncing around as he laughs... Works every time, tho... You might let Cathie in on his secret... In case he gets away with the penguins, all wanting to go North... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/24/2013 11:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Love bottoms of the female variety of course! I could sit and look (fidget) at em all day!!! LOL Don't tell Dragon, but Cathie's in love with him!!! xoxoxox