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Santa Smokes Pot

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Santa Smokes Pot



Retired and happy as a piggy in poop P-Soup is definitely the cause Without all my friends I've come to know Known as dear old Santa Claus My favourite and busiest time of the year Is just a few weeks away Visiting you guys and your little kiddies Spreading joy on Christmas day Happy as a piggy in poop is not usually Associated with Santa and stuff But this Santa is a real down to earth Santa A little warmer he'd come in the buff Hope no kiddies are reading this poem Might destroy their image of me Now you know why Santa's really so happy Smokes pot and is happy as can be © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 11/8/2013 3:58:00 PM
    ha ha smiling santa loosing it

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/8/2013 5:24:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Trust me... I have it on good authority!!!
  1. Date: 11/7/2013 4:24:00 PM
    Dear Santa: I've been a good girl all year. Please bring me some of your pot for Christmas but please not in the buff? I know you've never had a smoke in your life. No need for that poison when you're high on life itself, as am I. Whoop-whoop!!! Lovely, entertaining read, as is your wont. Big hugs, my insane friend. Licia xoxoxox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/7/2013 5:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "Big hugs, my insane friend!" NOW that's the nicest thing anyone's said since I joined! THANK YOU my dear Licia!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx LOL
  1. Date: 11/7/2013 12:27:00 PM
    ooohhh Santa in the buff - I hope you'll be visiting us on Christmas Eve! A fun write, Jack - loved it :) :) xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/7/2013 12:36:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ummm! Okay... ah... wasn't expecting a special invite! I get a little shy around people I know... Santa sends a big bag of love though! Wouldn't mind some goodies if you know what I mean... wink wink! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 11/7/2013 11:05:00 AM
    Dear Santa: We've all completed both our naughty and nice lists... Long and short versions... Snicker... Nothing is simple anymore is it?... But if you smoke pot here... I'll have to take that giant fly swatter I use on Dragon(my favorite flying pest) on you. Tho Dragon has a set of bejeweled clothes with a star spangled banner on the butt he's outgrown you can use... Tho be warned... when crossing into some countries... That might make you target practice... Tho very tres cool with us!... LOL

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 11/8/2013 9:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And we're proud of you, too!
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/7/2013 11:37:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Believe it or not, this Santa has never smoked pot in his entire life so I really don't know what all the fuss is about! Love ya my dear Carol xoxoxox
  1. Date: 11/7/2013 9:12:00 AM
    HAAA! It makes perfect sense. And Rudolph got his red nose from being punched by Santa when he tried to steal Santa's stash. True story. ;-) Awesome.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/7/2013 9:19:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Woo Hoo! So you've heard about it too! I knew it! But it's the first time I've heard about how Rudolph got his red nose!!! LOL Was it in the Enquirer?
  1. Date: 11/7/2013 7:05:00 AM
    Ha ha ha, oh Jack, you 'crack' me up my friend! Oh how much I loved this entertaining write! I thoroughly enjoyed reading this lovely poem this morning! "A little warmer he'd come in the buff" you have written a tremendous line there, how funny you are Jack! What a glorious piece, such a fantastic poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 11/7/2013 7:35:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No kiddies around eh! LOL Best wishes from the old guy with a long white beard!