My goal each day is to put a smile on your face
And a giggle in your old gazoo
Don't ask me where your gazoo is located
I think it sounds naughty, don't you!
Well now that I've got your attention, my friends
Welcome to my place in the Soup
Usually giggles with some love stuff mixed in
Sometimes I even talk about poop!
Censors are always on the alert for some smut
But I disguise it with some serious stuff
If you read between the lines you'll find it there
As I sit here typing in the buff!
Hey I just thought of where your gazoo could be
If I can just get by these old censors
It's just a bit below the centre of your yahoo
And it's held up by your suspenders!
Well, if all of a sudden my name disappears
From the member list on the Soup
I'll be sitting here lonely, please drop me a line
I promise not to talk about poop!
© Jack Ellison 2013