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  1. Date: 11/2/2013 11:50:00 PM
    I love this one. I have heard a lot of stories about the duct tape. i was sent some pictures about a man that put a small plane together with duct tape after a bear had destroyed it. than he flew it home. Thanks for sharing this... Lucilla

  1. Date: 10/31/2013 11:32:00 PM
    This made me smile, I have only 2 tools, duct tape to make things that move stop moving, and wd40 to make things that stopped moving, move!!

  1. Date: 10/30/2013 7:20:00 PM
    you know what I love about this poem.. The duct tape.... LOL.. All American Standard... fixes everything in my house.. :-) I went ghetto one X-MASS and secreted wrapped the presents with duck tape... You know it goes way back, and was used during war time. So I read! Like NASA< I never leave home without it... Once when I was young it held my back bumper on my car. I patched a hole on my jeans. hahah.. I'm unique... tobad you know of the good old American fashion fix it up way... luv ~ LINDA

  1. Date: 10/30/2013 7:16:00 PM
    If you are a security guard I'm going to smile.. and you said you make people happy for a living! Now, I'm guessing your The American Assassin. And you get rid of unwanted people.... LOL, that makes people happy... LOLOLOL... I'm just kidding.... A Baker knows how to make tummies happy, so I know you are not in pastries. ..Please please tell me.. All I can think of right now, is a Cosmetologist. :-)... LInda

  1. Date: 10/30/2013 7:01:00 PM
    All hail the duct tape! Lol very cute