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The Land Of Jack

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The Land Of Jack



Once upon a time in the land of Jack Everything was bright and shiny All the sweet ladies were big busted But the men's main assets were tiny Tried some exercise, even tried pills Even a new stretching machine Nothing worked 'twas doom and gloom Till this lady came on the scene With a revolutionary new method Whispering naughty words in their ears Along with certain body movements It had something to do with her rear And a stunning bottom it surely was I must say on a scale of one to ten It was off the charts, probably a twenty And the men all of a sudden became men From that time on in the land of Jack All men had smiles on their face They even smiled while getting a flu shot And the world was a happier place © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/29/2013 8:01:00 PM
    lol...what a witty poem...love the way you penned this cute piece :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 8:09:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Glad it gave you a tickle Miss Sandra! LOL Mission accomplished... big hugs xoxoxoxxo
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 7:45:00 PM
    I'm always amused by your stories Jack You make me smile, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 7:55:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    There I go again... silly old duffer! LOL Happy to hear you are amused by some of my stuff... makes me feel good! Big huggeroonies, neighbour! xoxoxox
    Rose Avatar Mystic Rose
    Date: 10/29/2013 7:45:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


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  1. Date: 10/29/2013 7:26:00 PM
    Cute one, Jack and clever too! LOL! Julie :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 7:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thank you my dear Julie! Sweet words... big hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 2:41:00 PM
    Ahhhh hurrah for the rear trailer! Light & Love

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 2:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Those rear trailers do it every time for me! LOL Love and hugs xoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 1:37:00 PM
    naughty naughty Jack but so funny xx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 2:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Happy to hear from you Mandy from jolly old!!! I'm a baaaaad boy! LOL xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 11:28:00 AM
    can you lead me to this place, jack?..i'm cutious about how you can make this so charmingly delightful!... greeat stuff!..:) huggs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 2:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You sound a bit naughty yourself my dear Nette so you DEFINITELY are welcome here in the Land of Jack! LOL Big hugs and much love xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 11:22:00 AM
    uh-oh Naughty Jack strikes again lol! Loved it! :) xoxox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 11:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Love being naughty... adds spice to our life! Love ya Miss Wattle! Keep smiling... looks good on ya!!! Love and hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 10:31:00 AM
    I want to be a VIP member in this land!!! =D Awesome read!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 10:41:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Your application has been reviewed and accepted... you are now a full fledged member!!!
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 9:19:00 AM
    Enjoyed this amusing write of yours Jack as always. You always 'say it like it is' :) xx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 9:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    That's my motto!!! Happy you got a kick out of it... have a Souper day dear friend!!! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 8:41:00 AM
    Oh! Oh! Did you ask permission from Cathie to write such naughty poems about her bum? Poor Dragon... at the mention of flu shots he was off and running to hide... Can you imagine the size of a flu shot for him?... I'll get him after my 2nd cup of coffee, and tell him Dragon's don't get the flu or need flu shots... I won't tell him about his distemper or rabies booster tho... I'll let that be a surprise... They're coming up shortly... If he finds out we may never get him to the vet office... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 8:52:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Please don't tell her... I didn't ask for permission but she usually gives me carte blanche! LOL
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 8:22:00 AM
    I think the land of Jack is a fabulous place, can I go there my friend? Only if my wife can go along though! I don't mind my flu shots anyway, but it would be nice to have a smile on my face when I do get them! I really enjoyed reading this remarkable poem this morning! What an amazing piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/29/2013 8:27:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    A bit of silliness this morning!!! Cheers!