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Tightie Whities

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Tightie Whities



What should I write, what do you think How's about tightie whities The kind that get most women all worked up Divesting themselves of their nighties Even if you plead you have a headache She's in no condition to listen Those tightie whities are driving her crazy Down below she starts to go fishin' All of a sudden your headache disappears Now it's you who's all gung ho You yell out “tally ho, ride 'em cowboy” She screams bloody murder “woo ho” That continues for thirty-eight seconds Then collapsing exhausted on the floor You scream out “got a cramp in my leg” She yells, “I want more, I want more, I want more!” Think to myself that's the very last time It's polka dot boxers from now on Tightie whities will be the death of me At my age, ain't got that long Ha... a fairy tale!!! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/30/2013 4:43:00 PM

    Ha, ha, ha....you are a riot Jack. I'll never look at tightie whities the same again, lol. Awesome write that made me laugh out loud. Hugs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/30/2013 4:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    So happy it gave you a big tickle Cecilla! LOL My mission is now complete!!! Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 10/29/2013 7:31:00 PM

    There you go again, Jack...always good for a laugh and a lesson...lol Julie :-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/29/2013 7:46:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    That's me... a silly old duffer! LOL Happy it gave you a giggle! Love and hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 5:43:00 PM

    Oh my....mans berries and tightie whities I'm all red here...gotta go get a glass of water.....wwwhhooooo......OK.....now that's funny...thirty eight seconds huh?

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 5:50:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Yup thirty-eight seconds! Hey when ya gots a job to do, ya gets right to it!!!! However man berries do get swollen sometimes! Love ya Donna dear Donna... huggeroonies xoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 3:50:00 PM

    My Super Mario Brothers boxer shorts are in agreement with this. Fantastic. =D

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 5:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Oooops!!! LOL this SURELY got bumped up to the wrong place! :) :) :) :) :) You would think Mario Bros. boxers would do the trick though!!!!!!!! LOL
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 5:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You is my kind of woman! Woo hoo! Are you busy tonight??? Love ya... big hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 3:42:00 PM

    OMGOODNESS JACK NO YOU DIDN'T LOL!! We're going to have to find a censor for you Mr. Tightie! And FYI...my husband's boxers don't stop me either so SORRY! lol

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 5:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    You is my kind of woman! Woo hoo! Are you busy tonight??? Love ya... big hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 11:18:00 AM

    ROTFL! Too hilarious - I am lost for words!! xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 11:23:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    The mere fact you are speechless says it all my dear Miss Wattle! LOL Naughty Jack is back! Huggeroonies xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 10:31:00 AM

    I didn't read this one to Dragon... and he's definately unhappy with me... But he thinks no one shoud have tighty whities... They should be bedazzled... I told him a rhinestone encrusted tightie whitie doesn't sound cumphy... He looked heart broken so I distracted him by helping to bedazzle his wing edges and putting matching glitter there... They now match his eyes... LOL... According to Grandpa Troll... All Dragons love bling... Glsd to hear that... LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 6:58:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Miss Thomas... sounds like you've have some experience with this! LOL!!!
    Thomas Avatar F. J. Thomas Date: 10/28/2013 4:41:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    ...ummmm okay guys THAT would definitely work as a deterrent! No bedazzling the family jewels please!
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 10:38:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hmmm rhinestone encrusted tightie whities... can you get 'em at Walmart or Target??? lol xoxox
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 8:12:00 AM

    Ha ha, this is a tremendous and hilarious write my friend! My wife gets all excited when I where my bikini underwear, personally I'd rather wear longer underwear, they kind that doesn't squish the man berries, if you know what I mean! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening poem this morning! You have impressed me yet again by your clever witty humor! What a wondrous piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 8:28:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Hmmm your berries! LOL Have a good one Russell!
  1. Date: 10/28/2013 7:37:00 AM

    If I were you I'd hang on to those tightie whities, winter nights are a comin jack, lol enjoyed your light humor, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison Date: 10/28/2013 7:58:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Perhaps I'll wear both plus long johns... whooooaaa! Sexy eh... woo hoo! Canadian eh! xoxox