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Shorts In A Knot

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Shorts In A Knot



Naughty, naughty, really naughty Oh how I love being naughty Gets everybody's shorts in a knot When I write humour that's potty Relax my friends, they're only words Let's not get all high and mighty We all partake in potty humour With some of us it happens nightly Helps the love play along quite nicely Besides the searching and hunting My palms are getting all sweaty now Feel like bumping and thumping This is becoming really quite naughty The censors are gonna have a fit They'll surely get a big kick out of it first Then they'll ban it from the mix But if perchance I get past the censors Got a lot more to send your way If the “word police” knock on my door I'll say, “Engleez I no parlay” © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/21/2013 5:47:00 PM
    Ha,ha.ha you are priceless naughty Jack.......never change, I love your wit and humour. Hugs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/21/2013 6:32:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No worry... no intention of changing! LOL Your naughty fellow Canadian! Hugs and happy thoughts xoxox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 12:58:00 PM
    He he he.....got thru.....:-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Phew! Never know eh! LOL Did you giggle??? Hope so... xoxox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 10:10:00 AM
    Dragon knows all about naughty and potty humor. So do my roses! Thank goodness they're are starting to hybernate for the winter... We clean them till they shine each day... But the flowers suffer... I made dragon clean it up once and he flamed them... But I stopped it before he got to the plants underneath. It seems he doesn't like his potty place cause a mouse fussed at him one day... Poor Dragon... Poor roses! I'm going to evict that mouse! Going to build him a condo among my roses...LOL

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 12:52:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Been pretty naughty lately eh!!! LOL Big huggeroonies xoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 9:00:00 AM
    Naughty....but nice! I'm sure the censors will agree! A great way to start the day - thanks dear Jack :) xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 9:08:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Just funning... I'm naughty eh??? LOL Hugz to you dear lady xoxox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 8:37:00 AM
    You are a naughty boy Jack, but it's all in fun and good taste. love it

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 8:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Yes I is and damn proud of it!!! LOL Thanks again Miss Gwen xox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 7:13:00 AM
    Ha ha, so funny. LOL hugs, Catie PS ~ Thanks for the humor this morning. :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 7:24:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Silly eh... just having some fun my dear Catie! Big warm squeezy hugs... xox
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 6:47:00 AM
    Are you really naughty Jack? I never noticed that you are! Ha ha, it is fun sometimes to be a little naughty my friend! I really enjoyed reading this delightful poem this morning! You have amazed me by the splendor of this incredible piece! What a harmoniously naughty poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 6:54:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Every now and then... I forget, where I am, who I am, what I am! LOL Age I guess... have a great day!