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Ellison's Theory Of Sillytivity

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Ellison's Theory Of Sillytivity



(My Version of Einstein's Theory) Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity In case you haven't heard Explains the reason why silly puns Cause groans, they're so absurd Didn't create these silly things Well not all of 'em at least Some've been round forever and ever Just add my twist to the feast Ellison and silly go together Like forever hand in hand The theory proves without a doubt There's humour in every land In every nation across the globe The common thread is puns While blowing up pretty buildings And shooting people with guns Ellison's Theory of Sillytivity Explains it all real well The time you spend giggling away Less time for causing hell © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/25/2013 3:02:00 PM
    Humor injected in to sound reasoning will bring success in every endeavor. Really enjoyed this one, my friend.... Jake

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/25/2013 3:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I am often called Jake, so from Jake to another a big thank you! Cheers!
  1. Date: 10/20/2013 8:57:00 AM
    Right on Jack!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/20/2013 9:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    YIKES!!! How many did you review??? Not complaining! xoxox
  1. Date: 10/15/2013 7:44:00 AM
    If we could giggle and giggle without return..Im sure there ll be no hell..Tnks for putting a smile on my face from across the nations : )

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/15/2013 8:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You are very welcome my dearest Charmaine! Keep giggling... big hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/15/2013 6:12:00 AM
    It's true Jack, puns and happiness make us avoid causing hell. Great poem Jack~! JM

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/15/2013 7:03:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    We're only here for a very short time... so laugh it up any chance you get!!! Thanks Joseph!
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 2:11:00 PM
    Oh Ellison, you've done it again! (is your middle name Magoo?) Thanks for my daily giggle :D - a wonderful piece, Jack xox

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 5:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Now how could you ever have known that! Yes, my full name is Jack Normal Charles Byard Magoo Ellison! LOL Love ya... big hugs xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 10:43:00 AM
    Hubby LOVED THIS! He's loves Einstein! He was a Physics Major, too... I had Dragon look it up in the Dictionary... You've invented a new word... You ought to get it on Wikipedia... Dragon agrees... That would be SOOO COOOL! That would make you famous. And in a few years we could get it in Websters Dictionary... Wow! Think of the possibilities!... Don't think too hard Dragon! Just go with the flow... You look like you're in pain!... The Wickipedia is where every thing is always true. Silly! LOL!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 5:20:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    So it seems like Mike and I have made a connection! YEE HAW! And he was a Physics Major... I am so honoured! Please relay this to him! So when I'm rich and famous, Cathie and I will definitely be down to meet you guys and take youse out to the finest restaurant! xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 9:36:00 AM
    A hilarious title mixed with enligtening & charming, humourous lines. Just another day in the mind of the Ellison. I'll take comedy any day. Wonderful job!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 9:53:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You are so so kind my very talented friend! Thank you Mr. Drake!
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 7:39:00 AM
    Who said that the theory of Einstein/ Is so hard for people to understand/ When Jack’s theory of Sillytivity/ No brain could ever withstand! Another great one! Yes, if we all accept your theory much more good is going to be produced! Thank you!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 7:47:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    As we near the end of the trail, we look back and realize, with all the ills of the world, it's still an amazing place to be! You are too kind, my friend!
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 7:00:00 AM
    Sillytivity...to be like Jack Ellison, that's how I would describe it, ha ha! You are the master of all things silly, and I mean that in the greatest way possible my friend! I really enjoyed reading this pleasant poem this morning! What a superior piece, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 7:11:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You honour me my good friend... thank you sir! Hope your day is a good one!
  1. Date: 10/14/2013 6:59:00 AM
    Again Jack, you are so astute, so clever,, these are amazing poems you pen, from a mind, not out of sight at all with the world as it is today, the fact we can laugh at ourselves is down to poets and writers like you,, you sure are needed here today for us all.....

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/14/2013 7:10:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOW! Those are amazing words of support my good friend! I appreciate them more than I could tell you! Thank you agin, Harry!