A preacher is told there’s money in horse racing. He buys a horse & enters it in a race. The going price for horses being so high, he buys a donkey instead. He figures he can raise money for church. To his surprise, Donkey comes in third!
PAPER HEADLINE READS* PREACHER’S ASS SHOWS.
Preacher pleased with his win enters race again, Donkey wins! PAPER HEADLINE READS* PREACHERS ASS OUT IN FRONT.
Bishop upset with the publicity orders preacher not to enter the donkey again.
PAPER HEADLINE READS* BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER’S ASS.
This was too much for Bishop, he orders Preacher to get rid of Donkey. So preacher gives it to a nun in a nearby convent. PAPER HEADLINE READ* NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
Bishop faints in shock. When he comes to he says to nun, “Get
Rid of Donkey” she sells it to an old farmer for $10.00.
PAPER HEADLINE READS * NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00.
This was too much for Bishop, he orders nun to buy back the donkey, release it in the plains, and let it go.
PAPER HEADLNE READS * NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.