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The Puns Just Keep Coming

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The Puns Just Keep Coming



Here'a giggle are you ready for this Better sit down I'd say Why do psychics ask you your name Maybe it's a game they play Gotta tell ya, gonna live forever But still got a ways to go I'm certainly not worried, no not me Feel good right down to my toes Hardness of butter is really proportional Directly to how soft the bread is But with toast you have a fighting chance Will be testing you later in a quiz What if you get scared half to death twice Gonna leave that one alone If there's a will, there's about 500 relatives All wanting a share of their own Death is most definitely a hereditary thing How many still have parents living See I just told you its just a matter of time Might be joining 'em by Thanksgiving A dear friend of mine is so optimistic Bought a burial suit with 2 pairs of pants Until we know exactly where we're going Why should we take the chance You laugh because I'm a little bit different I laugh coz I just let one go One of my better ones I gotta tell ya A joyous expulsion to behold © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 10/22/2013 7:35:00 PM
    Love your hilarious lines! Awesome job! I read some of yours out to my brother- he gets a big kick out of them too. :) Always, Laura

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/22/2013 7:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    My pleasure... mission accomplished! Thanks again Miss Laura! Big hugs and much love... xoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/5/2013 12:00:00 PM
    Dragon especially loved the last one!... Duh!...Young!... Unfortunately he wanted to practice so I had to send him outside... You sure know how to affect Dragon... LOL... Well, it's better than giving my roses a migraine... OOOPPPS! Spoke too soon... You might say one thing lead to another!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/5/2013 10:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    So dragon likes it when I use naughty words and phrases eh! I'll try to include more just for him! LOL Hugs xxxxxxxxx
  1. Date: 10/5/2013 6:31:00 AM
    You're killing me with gas sweet man, I will come join you babe, and soon, they'll be calling us the happy firing squad, riding their ---- out in the pen air, driving a quad, Love you sweet cheeks, keep me laughing, I so need it, and your so good at it, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/5/2013 7:06:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOWSERS! What a sweet review from my fellow Ontario lady! YEE HAW! Happy you enjoyed my silliness... big huggeroonies xoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 10/4/2013 9:29:00 PM
    I come to your stuff when I need a laugh..nuf said. BG

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/5/2013 7:00:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You've come to the right place, dear Barbara! Big huggeroonies xoxox
  1. Date: 10/4/2013 5:16:00 PM
    Ha ha ha, oh Jack you have me all cracked up with your Punny poetry! I really loved reading this tremendous and glorious poem here this evening! What a lovely piece, such a wondrous write, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 10/4/2013 5:54:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I hear P-Soup will be down again at 8:30 tonight... bummer! But at least the speed will be back up to the way it was! Cheers!