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Jockey's On Back To Front

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Jockey's On Back To Front



Here's a laugher, pay attention It'll make your life a lot brighter Put my Jockeys on back to front Put some tap water in my lighter Gave the cat a bunch of dog food What a silly billy old me Fed the dog some kitty food Meowed and climbed up a tree Poured red wine on my cereal Put sour cream on my toast Hey that was really kinda yummy Mustard on ice cream's the most A little bit weird, a little strange In my world there's nuttin' off limits Try anything once, maybe even twice Even M&Ms fried in my skillet I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love But that's just me, go figure! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 9/21/2013 12:47:00 AM
    CUTE!!! Yes, jack, it must be love. Who is the lucky lady?

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/21/2013 4:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    The "lucky" lady is Cathie, my dear sweet wife of 12 years! We grow older but our love never does! Big hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 6:57:00 PM
    Jack, your poetry is always so lively and fun to read- it's such a pleasure to stop by your work! Thanks for sharing this awesome and humorous poem! Hugs!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 7:48:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Anne, my dear Anne... you are sooooooo sweet! Love ya, Jack xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 5:50:00 PM
    I love your sense of humor Jockey Jack, but I draw the line when it comes to fried skittles, as for dog and kitty their food looks almost the same, kiddles and biddles widdles and piddles, love ya sweet Jack, thank you for tickling my funny bone, you give me a great buzz, and I haven't even touched the vino, xxx

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 7:47:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Never tried fried Skittles??? WOW! Don't know what you're missing! LOL Silly stuff eh! Love ya my dear Mystic! xoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 5:25:00 PM
    You're right my friend, it's just you going crazy Jack, ha ha! But I love it! You bring enlightenment to us all by your clever writes, so very wonderful! What a brilliant poem, Great Work!! BTW I'm doing well, the surgery was a success and I'm doing well! I can only stay up for short period of times as it is sore down there, you can imagine I'm sure! Thank you for your thoughts and prayers, I appreciate that!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 7:44:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Really happy to hear you're coming along my friend... GREAT NEWS! Take it easy... we'll wait! Cheers for a speedy recovery, my mate!!!
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 12:32:00 PM
    Har, har, jack... you made me giggle with your food trip... i'll try that donut with vinegar... what a gas!..:) huggs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 7:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Let me know how that works out Nette!!! LOL Glad it gave you a tickle... big huggeroonies! Jack xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 8:15:00 AM
    Naaww! That's a morning cruzing for a second cup of coffee... LOL... Dragon loved this one... The penguins keep trying to feed Dragon Ice Cream with anchovies... Trust me... Not Pretty! But the penguins love it... Fall weather is hard on us here... especially me... Couldn't find the glasses on my head and lost my blue coffee cup while it was still in my hand... Dragon laughed... and laughed... so the Trolls, the penguins. The weird frogs approved. But Hubby helped me find them. Isn't he sweet!

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 9/19/2013 9:56:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    No worry! I've always been like this...LOL
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 8:25:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I certainly can understand that your guys can relate to this one! LOL "lost my blue coffee cup while it was still in my hand"... hmmmmm might get that checked out my dear Carol... xoxoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/19/2013 7:27:00 AM
    Jack, Jack how stupendously funny Love your humor big hugs Shadow x smile

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/19/2013 7:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    A great big smackeroonie from across the sea, my dear Shadow! Hugs, Jack xoxox