MATHEMATICAL EQUALITY OF SEX
In an atrocious rag the other day
an absurdity came blazing in my way
drivel, i knew but pierced my mind
(like a shoe tripped over, left behind)
that lovers lie--a fact kids know--
but now deemed science--books say so--
the fact amused me--made me pause
was why it mattered--what's the cause?
when asked about love acts and mates
(tho chastity's unhinged it gates)
both males and females fib--it's said
(tho now--who keeps the score in bed?)
males multiply for grander fame
while females play division's game....
which proves--with textbook certainty--
we've reached--in Math--equality!