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MATHEMATICAL EQUALITY OF SEX

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MATHEMATICAL EQUALITY OF SEX


                                    MATHEMATICAL EQUALITY OF SEX

                                     In a scholarly rag the other day

                                  absurdity came blazing in my way--

                                   drivel,  i knew but tripped my mind
 
                                   (like a shoe stumbled over, left behind)

                                   "Lovers Lie"--a fact kids know--

                                   but now deemed science--books say so--

                                   the fact amused me--made me pause

                                 was why it mattered--what's the cause?

                                   when asked about love acts and mates

                                     (tho chastity's unhinged it gates)

                                    both males and females fib--it's said

                                 (tho now--who keeps the score in bed?)

                                      males multiply for grander fame

                                  while females play division's game....


                                 which proves--with textbook certainty--
                                    we've reached--in Math--equality!
                        

          V. Anderson-Throop
          2013

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  1. Date: 12/3/2013 3:05:00 AM

    oooooo hahaha nice, well written poem Victoria. And thank you for stopping by on my work, much much appreciated.

    Anderson-Throop Avatar Victoria Anderson-Throop Date: 12/3/2013 2:19:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks....it is good to find someone with the same sense of humor....while strolling through the ether
  1. Date: 11/10/2013 2:19:00 PM

    lol, love this witty write, Vic. Hope you are settling in well x

    Anderson-Throop Avatar Victoria Anderson-Throop Date: 12/3/2013 2:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    this proves we do have the same sense of humorthanks Jack.....I am almost moved...then we will rock! V
  1. Date: 9/16/2013 7:41:00 PM

    Victoria; if you can put a rhythm to a poem like this you've done it. LOL Well done!

    Anderson-Throop Avatar Victoria Anderson-Throop Date: 9/17/2013 2:21:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks for your comment...i must admit that i felt rather ridiculous to spend such time on a crazy topic....but, it struck me that if a writer can spend time writing about it, i certainly can spend time commenting....and it struck me funny at how ridiculous we ALL are when it comes to keeping score with sex! thanks for taking the time to comment! v
  1. Date: 9/16/2013 7:01:00 PM

    I love this poem. Masterfully written. Great work!

    Anderson-Throop Avatar Victoria Anderson-Throop Date: 9/17/2013 2:22:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Jon, good to hear from you--as always...and hope it brought a smile to you, as well--witty fellow that you are! V
  1. Date: 9/16/2013 4:05:00 PM

    Victoria what a clever write fantastic Shadow x smiles

    Anderson-Throop Avatar Victoria Anderson-Throop Date: 9/17/2013 2:23:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    thanks Shadow for the comment....i find sexual score keeping to be a ridiculous habit--and have never written ab out it--now that i have, I may write again sometime..this time I just couldn't restrain myself from the absurdity of it all....thanks for the comment! V