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A Sex Change

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A Sex Change



A sex change surely ain't in my future Seems kinda weirdo to me Have admired women all my damn life Would be uncomfortable in a 34B Although I've always had pretty nice legs The hair is a distraction for sure Especially when wearing a skimpy bikini A sight too stunning to endure Not saying I wouldn't appreciate the glances From Fred a friend since grade one Quite awkward though in the ladies room Standing to pee would stun Guess I'd be forced to sit down from then on Maybe a sex change ain't so bad Seeing the ladies in various stages of undress Might change my opinion a wee tad! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 9/12/2013 11:02:00 PM
    funny one, jack! You have a great sense of humor.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/13/2013 5:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Don't you mean, "silly" sense of humour? LOL Hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 9:40:00 PM
    Hey Jack...well I was laughing at the title then crying from laughing by the end..you are a nut..luv ya!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/13/2013 5:31:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    "you are a nut" Thank you Donna dear Donna... that's the nicest thing someone's said to me in a long long time! LOL Big nutty hugs xooxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 5:52:00 PM
    Hahahha! Jack....I love your subject. You made me facepalm. I imagined some happy-go-lucky "guy" in a girls dressing room. You never fail to lift my spirits. Awesome one. A very "werdo" inspiration. xD Always, Laura

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 6:49:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LAURA!!! You blew me away... you've reviewed 8 of my poems tonight! You are a sweetheart of sweethearts! I am honoured dear Laura! Sounds like you got a tickle out of this one! Big big hugs, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 3:32:00 PM
    oh my gosh... hahahahaha.. I giggled all the way through. How entertaining thou art today... Love alwasy Lucinda aka Cindy (been gone awhile but been back a few weeks. I'm glad I read this today!! Thanks so much for the laugh :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 3:39:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    WOW! You just came in time to read my silliness! IMAGINE if you had missed it! LOL Happy you had a good giggle, Miss Cindy! Huggeroonies, Jack xoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 1:37:00 PM
    Ha!! Ha!!..I think that you are fine like you are and you probably would be squeezed quite a bit in a 34 B...Thanks for you visit to my page..Sara

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 3:17:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    So you think I should consider a 36B then? LOL! Hugs my dear Sara xoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 12:36:00 PM
    Jack you are making me forgetting the threat of war with this marvel of yours! Please, do not change sex, for Mankind will be deprived of its "Man" and only "kind" will remain! Hilarious poem as always!!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 12:42:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You made me roar big time my good friend, Demetrios! The stuff that's going on in Syria and the whole region is scary! Hope they can keep a lid on it for everyone's sake... Jack
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 11:19:00 AM
    Jack; You are one of a kind. I needed a good laugh. When I saw this , I just had to read it. I was just thinking - what is he up to now? Just stay the way you are. Take care and God bless you.... Lucilla

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 11:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    You ask, "what is he up to now?" Me too... never know is going to pop out! I just go with flow! Gugantic hugs... feel better dear Lucilla xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 10:36:00 AM
    - Dear "Aunt Jackly" ..... we must follow the trend .... do not be chicken. - Fun to read your poem ...- oxox // Anne-Lise :)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 10:46:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    LOL It is a trend isn't it... but I'll stay with super manly physique! LOL Love ya Anne Lise xoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 10:18:00 AM
    haha.....a brilliantly funny romp.

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 10:45:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Thanks a bunch Mr. Hill! Drop in again sometime... cheers!
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 9:30:00 AM
    All think Dragon is a GIRL with claws (OK Dragon 'TOE NAILS') painted and eye candy. Grandpa Troll says Dragons all love to be done up! They ALL think they're... ALL THAT!... That's why they tend to be loners he says... What? too many fights over the NAIL POLISH? I don't get it... I think they don't share what they've hoarded... Possessions are aeverything to them as they get older, Grandpa Troll says. Yea, like Trolls don't have everywhere filled with shiny bobbles. Ha! Must be related!...LOL

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 9/12/2013 1:33:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Dragon is a guy! Silly Dragon!
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 10:44:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    And I've thought all along Dragon was a guy! Okay,tell her I'll be more gentle from now on! xoxoxoxox
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 8:09:00 AM
    HAHHAHAHAHAH! If you want to feel like a woman, just watch "The Notebook" or "PS, I love you". You'll feel like more of a woman than you'll ever imagine. In other words, don't do it. I survived those movies and lived to tell the tale, proudly, as the MAN I am today. =D Though, the undressing part, I can understand that... ;-)

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 10:42:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'M AFRAID... always been told I have female tendencies! LOL Sometimes been known to wear a bra, but that's a whole other story! LOL LOL
  1. Date: 9/12/2013 2:30:00 AM
    DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE KENNY FOR KIRSTIN! You naughty you!!! :) HA HA at the ending, Jack. You make me laugh.....Thanks for brightening up my day, every day. Hugs

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/12/2013 5:22:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    So happy you got a kick out of my silliness, dear Miss Boop! I enjoy ogling the ladies way too much to do anything like that! LOL Big huggsies xoxoxox