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  1. Date: 9/18/2013 9:49:00 AM

    ummm.... I can speak some Norwegian and German! does that count?

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 12:14:00 PM

    HONK! I loved both of these Dr's advise poems that you have shared with all of us! I really enjoyed reading this enlightening piece this afternoon! What a delightful verse, Great Work!!

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 11:29:00 AM

    and because fastfoods are all over as well.. you give me gas pains!.. so cutie; glad i'm asian, hah!... sweet huggles, my v..:)

    onclaud Avatar nette onclaud Date: 9/9/2013 11:30:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 8:37:00 AM

    I enjoyed reading this one.

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 8:32:00 AM

    LOL!!!!!!!!! Hilarious!!! Good thing I'm Bilingual!

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 6:24:00 AM

    Hilarious. I love the way you think! :D Extra kudos for this! Always, Laura

  1. Date: 9/9/2013 6:18:00 AM

    This is all intended in fun for a little humor in your life, please do not attempt any of the advise given here, I visited this doctor but he was unable to show my his true credentials, so I take him with a grain of salt, SMILE! "Yes, I think it keeps the devil wondering what I've been upto" love to you all xxx and if you love this, HONK!