She married a guy from Sirius?
Surely you cannot be serious
What could she know about Sirius?
A place light years away and mysterious
I mean marrying a guy from Sirius
Would hardly make one delirious
And never really a clever idea
You’d never call it ingenious
Marrying a dude from Sirius
I can but wonder why
When she could have had a guy like me
From Zeta Reticuli