Quoth I unto the Rock:
"Hast thou seen an old, black clock
With the Coo-Coo bird abruptly missing?"
Quoth the Rock:
"Sorry, I have not seen the clock
That you have sought:
I've been watching the Lover's kissing!"
*This piece is meant to be absurd; doggerel, I suppose. Just something silly and (hopefully) fun :)