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Ambiguities

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Ambiguities



“Students make delicious treat for seniors” What a sacrifice those students are making It warms the cockles of this old man's heart Such a sweet and unselfish undertaking “Flaming toilet seat causes mass evacuation” A bunch of patrons soiled their undies As the saying goes. “Know what burns my ass?” Applies as you try to extinguish your panties “Teen pregnancies drop off after twenty-five” Well, I certainly would hope that's the case That's a dirty big family in any man's language For the beds, you'd soon run out of space “Veterinarians take over as panda mating fails” Okay, now I've got this strange mental picture It's definitely X-rated if you ask this old guy An unprecedented and very weird mixture “Stiff opposition expected to casket proposal” It's kind of what you would probably expect Given the condition of the deceased inside I mean really, we should show some respect “Head of African country seeks arms” Wow! Just a head and a couple of arms What a weird sight that would turn out to be Most people would sure be alarmed “Studies have shown that obesity rubs off” Well, if that's the case, I'll be rubbing Every day and night till my skin turns raw Till I get back my happy old zing! © Jack Ellison 2013

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  1. Date: 9/5/2013 12:24:00 PM
    THERE'S SERIUOS CREATIVITY IN THIS POEM JACK. I'VE READ THIS ONE SEVERAL TIMES THIS WEEK & I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED IT... JM

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 9/5/2013 1:26:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Ahh! The ambiguities of the english language. LOL Had lots of fun with this one! Happy you did too! Jack
  1. Date: 8/12/2013 11:31:00 AM
    Oh that's right, I failed to wish you a happy birthday, bad me! Well HAPPY BIRTHDAY my friend, even though it is late! I really loved reading this amazing write this afternoon! I'm impressed with this delightful poem my friend, you have done an exceptional job with this piece! What a glorious poem, Great Work!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 8/12/2013 11:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    A great big thank you my friend... much appreciated! Yee haw!
  1. Date: 8/12/2013 8:39:00 AM
    "Obesity rubs off"...LOL! Hilarious!!!!!

    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 8/12/2013 9:12:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    I'm surprised Drake, thought you would have known that! I've lost 50 lbs. since June 2012 by rubbing... sometimes leads to other things though!!! YEE HAW!!!
  1. Date: 8/12/2013 8:36:00 AM
    Now.. Jack... I'm worried about you... This made perfect sense to Dragon... And we know how he thinks... Unfortunately he tried to flame OUR toilet seat... There's an out of order sign till Hubby can replace it... Bad Dragon... Bad Dragon... Someone said you had a birthday yesterday? Dragon and I say warm wishes for your birthday... But you better hide... I think he wants to fly north to warm YOUR toilet seat... And he does mean warm... I'll try to hold him back... But I'd run if I were you...

    Eastman Avatar Carol Eastman
    Date: 8/12/2013 10:43:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Nawww... Dragon doesn't KNOW everything... He just thinks he does... Snicker... Gotta run again... He's getting faser...
    Ellison Avatar Jack Ellison
    Date: 8/12/2013 8:55:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    But where do I run to... Dragon knows everything doesn't he? He could track me down... I'm doomed! Thanks for the birthday wish dear Carol! MUUAAAAAAAAAAA! That's a big smackeroonie!!! xoxoxox