O Thou, O Lord, who art unseen,
guide my tee shots on this fair green,
and, if you will, just for fun,
make my every stroke a hole-in-one.
The Lord's Reply:
I'm sorry to inform you but
you'll get no help from me, much less a putt.
In fact, I'm striking you this very day
with club feet – that should tee you off, I'd say.