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The Wet Patch - collaboration between Seren Roberts and Mandy Tams

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The Wet Patch - collaboration between Seren Roberts and Mandy Tams

 
Collaboration between
Seren Roberts and Mandy Tams:
 
The Wet Patch
 
Why sit with a frown is there a need?
Yes she whispered in my ear, I think I peed.
 
My knickers are wet, I dare not move at all
If I stand up, down they will surely fall
 
Your knickers are wet, ha I did scoff
But I made sure I did, no laugh or a cough
 
For under my seat I would then have to peer
As there may be a puddle just under here
 
Went shopping before we met for lunch
Hoped lollies would stay frozen, so I could crunch
 
Put it in my handbag, sat upon my lap
Decided to eat quickly, so no mishap.
 
But lunch took quite a while  
We had a laugh and a smile.
 
The lollies got hot, and then they did melt
I felt a cold patch sneak under my belt.
 
I swept off the table cloth wrapped it round like a toga
To everyone watching I said ‘it’s a new move in yoga'

To the bathroom I ran and locked the door
I dropped my wet undergarments, onto the floor
 
Knickers now down, I could see the stain
Was orange not pee and that I still maintain
 
I sniffed at my undies and then I did think
They smell of oranges, as I rinsed in the sink

 I hadn’t peed at all, twas not a mishap
My ice lollies had melted, wetting my lap
 
Next time you see an old dear with a wet patch on her frock
Remember it might be a lolly, so you better not mock
 
One day you know that old dear will be you
So to yourself and to others you must always be true
 
A wet patch you may see, but no lollies are there
So offer her some wipes, but don’t sit on her chair
© 2013
 
 


 

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  1. Date: 8/7/2013 8:11:00 PM
    Absolutely wonderful! Very Dr. Seuse, I'm adding it to my favorites... Jack

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 8/7/2013 8:35:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Awww Jack thanks for commenting, have had just 2 up to date. We laughed writing it. Sending verses back and forth....Seren
  1. Date: 8/4/2013 8:15:00 AM
    Ha ha ha, this is a very funny write my friends! I truly loved reading this awesome poem this morning! You have masterfully written a glorious piece here, What a delightfully hilarious poem, Great Work you two!!

    Roberts Avatar Seren Roberts
    Date: 8/7/2013 8:37:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry


    Russell thx my friend, can rely on you commenting, i think its worth a comment...Seren