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What Big Eyes and Ears You Have

What Big Eyes and Ears You Have

By Elton Camp

A girl called Little Red Riding Hood 
Visited her grandmother like she should

It wasn’t long before she had to say
“Grandmother, you look an odd way.”

Her eyes and ears didn’t look okay
On Little Red, she intended to prey

Except it wasn’t her granny at all
‘Twas on a wolf she had paid a call

Same today with good Uncle Sam 
Around him, better make like a clam

Big eyes and ears Old Unk is usin’
On communications of his choosin’

Certain key words it’s best to avoid
Lest your uncle become annoyed

Mistaken identity isn’t the case
It’s really your uncle you face

E-mail, text message, phone call
He is keeping records of ‘em all

Upon a midnight knock at your door,
You find that something he did abhor


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