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A Man Thang

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A Man Thang

The time has finally come,
As we men most often fear
That dreaded magic finger,
Thank God it's once a year!

The doctor does his duty,
It'll all be over soon
We'll take a subtle bow,
To show our lil' moons!

POP!...goes the latex,
We hear the squirts of gel
What only takes a moment,
Seems like a month in hell!

We'll grit our teeth in fury,
Oh, what an awkward twist
"Doc, is that your finger?!"
"It feels just like a fist!!"

As we waddle from the office,
Our "undies" rather moist
Manhood's left on the table,
Although it's freedom's choice!

The time has come to pass,
We'll dare not shed a tear
A comfy sofa awaits us,
Our egos we'll nurse with beer!

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  1. Date: 8/4/2013 8:22:00 PM
    Had to laff at this one...not only us women that endure these thangs . lol SuZ

  1. Date: 8/3/2013 11:37:00 AM
    Outrageously funny....oh my ...and the visuals...hilarious!

  1. Date: 8/2/2013 12:51:00 AM
    haha! I LIKES this mucho. At least you don't have to go thru child birth and gynecology visits with pap smears all the time!!! Ugggg (not to mention the boob squeezing mammograms!)

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 8/2/2013 1:04:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Typical males and our shallow egos! LOL!! Thanks Andrea! God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 8/1/2013 6:40:00 AM
    The joys of the aging process, and the wonderful examinations that come with them. Clever and witty write. Us females endure worse at the Gynecologist !!

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 8/2/2013 1:05:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Ya sure do! Thanks Kim and God bless U!...Milt
  1. Date: 7/31/2013 11:13:00 PM
    Yeah getting a physical. Never did like my primary care physician looking down there. Good poem

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran
    Date: 8/2/2013 1:06:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks PJ! God bless U!...Milt