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A Butt For A Butt

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A Butt For A Butt

Ned was grandma's billy goat, 
the meanest goat in town; 
every time you'd cross his path, 
he'd try to butt you down!

Peter's our naughty cousin, 
such a twisted lil' teen; 
he always nagged that billy goat, 
for that's what made him mean!

Fate caught up to Peter, 
while flirting with an awful scare; 
he lost his footing on muddy soil, 
while his butt stood high in the air!

Ned honed in on his target, 
"KA-THUD!!"...was all we heard; 
Peter went flyin' across the way, 
I could swear he passed a turd!

Peter tried to squeeze himself, 
between a wooden gate; 
mercy failed to find its path, 
by then, it was all too late!

Snared like a mouse in a trap, 
with his rump in open view; 
Ned must've landed fifty thumps, 
Poor Peter was black n' blue! 

It took all four to save him, 
his butt was the color of a fig; 
all the while he was screamin', 
like a frightened little pig!

Our cousin learned his lesson, 
ol' Ned gained due respect; 
Peter only slept on his belly, 
'cause his butt was a total wreck! 

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  1. Date: 8/4/2013 1:10:00 AM

    You are just GREAT. How many like these do you have?

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran Date: 8/4/2013 7:39:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thanks Andrea! I have quite a few. I've been a member since 2005. Unfortunately, I've deleted quite a few. I spent a lot of time on other sites but PS is by far the best. This time I'm back to stay. Thanks so much for your kindness and support!...Milt
  1. Date: 7/29/2013 12:56:00 PM

    An amusing poem Milton, enjoyed the story never mess with a goat heh! xxx

    Toran Avatar Milton Toran Date: 7/29/2013 2:51:00 PM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Thank you so much!...Milt