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Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers

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Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers

JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so:
Petty,
Nettie
You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul:
Getty,
Nettie
Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark…

Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking contest winners:
Eeedie
PD..
You seem to be rather flighty today dear...You need to keep your feet on solid Terra:
Firma,
Irma!
So you’re gonna slap me TOO? Wait a sec, let me turn the other cheek…Oweee! (sniffle)

Who the heck was that pretty Latino lass that just walked by? Do you think:
That was
SKAT oz?
So how bout a vacation to Australia?…Have you ever seen the opera house in:
Sydney,
Sydney?
You don’t like OPERA?... WELL! I never! (and I probably never will)


Since we’re at the casino, how bout a game of:
Roulette,
Suzette?
Well, we lost our asses but we sure had fun… Any:
Regrets
Suzette?
There there…Let’s go find our asses okay? Next time I think we should take a cab…

I seen
Eileen
At the mall and she walked right past me without speaking!
I mean,
Eileen…
What’s up with THAT?

I appreciate your most kind comments my friend...You are blessed with good:
Karma,
Charma
And thanks for making pancakes for me, but where is the:
Syrup,
Cheer-cup?
I mis-pronounced your last name huh?...Also the word 'sear-ip'...Us rednecks say 'surr-up' which rhymes with 'Chur-cup'...Okay! I'll stop rambling! Stop being such a GROUCH and:
Cheer up,
Cheer-cup!


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  1. Date: 8/19/2013 10:11:00 AM

    Fun is your middle name... and your last name... and your first name... awww you get the drift... LOL

  1. Date: 7/30/2013 8:28:00 AM

    a really nice tribute for other souper, you packaged it in a great and different way!

  1. Date: 7/28/2013 1:49:00 PM

    You are having just too much fun !! Behave yourself !!

  1. Date: 7/27/2013 4:59:00 PM

    This is fantastic! I love the poems posted by Soupers about other Soupers, those are always some of the best to read!

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 11:41:00 PM

    forgot to say, I loved your kissing story. YUK. Some people are clueless

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 11:29:00 PM

    the suzette ones turned out best. Something about her name. So fun to read these.

  1. Date: 7/26/2013 1:59:00 PM

    Lol you are so creative tim,,, very cool funny poem. I enjoy your humour:) cherie<3

  1. Date: 7/25/2013 11:21:00 AM

    Hahaha, you comedian, you! You had me in stitches with this one. You're giving the gals a hard time here. Lovely poem, Tim. Licia :-)

  1. Date: 7/25/2013 11:02:00 AM

    Timothy-Capability defines your name..You get to us trim and slim Tim..Yeah ..You re a lion ryerson..king of footle in our jungle soup..You re so very talented ..the best of the group : ) Tnks for adding me to your footle duper soupers..You made me chuckle : )..going tmfavs

    Chircop Avatar Charmaine Chircop Date: 7/25/2013 11:16:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    Fresh syrup from the cherry blossom of cherry garden : ) voila
  1. Date: 7/25/2013 9:10:00 AM

    Haha..I just love the way you do it..I love each footle..Mr Tim : )

  1. Date: 7/25/2013 8:56:00 AM

    This amused me to no end! =D Well done!

  1. Date: 7/25/2013 8:28:00 AM

    lol.... CREPE SUZETTE: a tame/aflame.... ;-)

    Richards Avatar Suzette Richards Date: 7/25/2013 8:33:00 AM Block poet from commenting on your poetry

    RHYMING TIM: eddy/teddy ;-)
  1. Date: 7/25/2013 7:07:00 AM

    TIM!!!! Why I would NEVER EVER walk past a fine looking man like you without saying howdy doo! ;) Oh dear...I've got to write me one of these...Thanks for including me here.... :) You are a sweetie pie! As for my confessional poem....Tim....that is way TOO STEAMY....I don't want to offend. Hugs!

  1. Date: 7/25/2013 6:34:00 AM

    - Tim ....... you are special .... lol .... love you!! - Have a nice day my friend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)