Where Heads Butt in the USA or
I Don't Believe in Bodily Harm
What we all did was to dilly dally
And our rear ends ended up in Raleigh;
Then later on back of little Billy Goat
Took a ride to somewhere in Shallotte.
We took another trip for a historical thrill;
Had an incredible tour of Charlottesville;
Went to Washington by way of Mt. Vernon.
To see the tree leaves which were turning.
We wanted to watch fish as they play,
So we both went back to Chesapeake Bay;
Up North again would go willy nilly
Where John Wayne was with a pilgrim in Philly.
Ventured South to Florida to find a fantasy
In a world which was made by Walt Disney
And nothing could be finer or even greater
Then being in Carolina with an awful alligator.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Bolivia, NC near Shallotte