Luke was just told something
That gave him such a fright
In fact it’s scared him so very much
He’s still trembling and gone all white
What has he been told,
To give him such a fright?
Well I am afraid he has just been informed
That tonight is his bath night
Now water is to Luke
What sunlight is to a vampire
Every night, the same old fight
He never seems to tire
But he always ends up in the bath
So I don't know what the fuss is about
Because once he’s finally in there
We can never get him out.